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From : sistersalad
Added: Jan 3, 2009
Herein Alexandra and Lizz throw down some rhymez in response to the phenomenon of YouTube haters and their wack comments. (Adapted from "Baby Got Back" by Sir Mix-A-Lot.) **DISCLAIMER: A number of people have pointed out that not all thirteen-year-olds use incorrect spelling and grammar. This is a fair point, and we'd like to note that we are, indeed, well aware that a number of thirteen-year-olds are highly articulate. It was the best we could come up with as a rhyme, unfortunately, so we kept it in there, although it is the one lyric with which we are less than happy. We have no more desire to hate on thirteen-year-olds than we do on epileptic porcupines (apologies in advance to any of those who might be watching this video, as well). Also, as OrsoIclaim so insightfully points out in the comments, such statements might seem to imply that "if you're 13, you're ALLOWED to talk lyke dis." Allow us to formally state that we by no means sanction the use of improper spelling and grammar among people of any age. Thanks! ** Lyrics: Oh, my God. Lizz, look at this Youtube comment. It is so grammatically incorrect. It looks like it was written by an epileptic porcupine who speaks English as a third language. Yeah, but, you know, who understands those YouTube haters' comments anyway? They only spend hours derogatively responding to other people's videos because they lack the creative capacity to produce compelling and entertaining video content of their own. I mean, their insults, they're just so... Lame? We like proper English and we cannot lie You YouTubers can't deny That when illiterate kids start hating on your vids With ignorant crass replies You're ashamed, of your fellow man 'Cause you realize they don't understand Basic principles of writing Plus their insults are unexciting Oh baby, we wanna go meet 'em And try to teach 'em Some basic diction and grammar Or smash their heads in with a hammer! First of all, punctuation That's a very good place to start Just use some, use some 'Cause otherwise it's a run-on! We've seen whole comments, 57-word comments, without a period, comma, or semicolon to be seen We're tired of starin' at the screen, Tryin' to figure out what you mean. Take a couple seconds to end your sentence, So you won't sound thirteen. So haters! (Yeah) Haters! (Yeah!) Do your comments need translators? (Yeah!) Then punctuate. Capitalize. It makes a difference, guys! Yo comments are wack. You like to swear and curse And use hateful words You just can't help yourself, you have to take your feelings out On innocent people. Every other word Is (booop), maybe or, (booop booop). We're not looking for Dr. Seuss Just cut back on the harsh abuse. You always seem like you're screamin' So please turn off your capslock Gotta tone it down, Only capitalize proper nouns. So I'm lookin at Top Videos, Is that comment talking bout "hose"? If you're gonna insult me At least spell it correctly. A word to the comment spammers, what are you thinking? I don't want you linkin' To your porno site. in my video about Twilight And Breaking Dawn. (Edward's got it goin' on) But to get back to our song U like 2 type numbers and letters And we r not sure y And for some strange reason You pluralize by adding z's on. So haters! (Yeah?) Haters! (Yeah?) You think I should get a life? (Hell Yeah!) Well, what about you? You're spending your time Watching my supposedly lame video and commenting on it and stuff Yo comments are wack! "dood u look liek a emo punk b**** seriusly i want my 4 min back later youtube im out ~johnny" "wtf r u some kind of gay hobo the best you can do is stick ur head in a toilet u lame dork nurd" So you're clearly homophobic, throwin' words like "queer" and "faggot," Or else you refer to racial slurs, regardless Of whether they apply in con- Text or make sense at all You can operate a computer But you don't know how to spell I know some words are tricky Like "what" and "our" and "know" You could make some flashcards It's really not that hard Plus you're callin' people fat And we ain't down with that 'Cuz you're hiding behind your username Like it's some kinda game. To the You Tube Haters and Slammers Just listen to one last thing While we still have your attention We've got one more thing to mention. Sometimes "Your" is possessive, But other times it means You Are. Put apostrophes when you need em, And otherwise just delete em. So haters if you're too confused About which form of "their" to use Go to sistersalad's YouTube page And learn some ways to make Yo comments less wack Yo comments are wack Think you're bein' clever but yo comments are wack Can't even understand you 'cuz yo comments are wack Tryin' to be funny but yo comments are wack Looking like a hack 'cuz yo comments are wack
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