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The Poem That Rhyme Forgot
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From : TheBulletproofDuck
Added: Sep 1, 2008
THE GUN IS ONLY A BB GUN!!!! I wrote this poem, a work of art which is the first example of its kind. I don't care what people say about it making no sense. Because I agree. But it takes practice and accomplishment to read it properly... I sat next to Rachael Leigh Cook on a bus in Paris. The first thing that she said to me was, "Look how that man carries "His suitcases!" I looked -- then said, "Would you like some carrots?" She said, "No thanks". Then I said, "I'm going to Harrods". We got off at the same place and met a guy with parrots Who started trying to convince us he had psychic powers. We did not believe him. Then he tried to sell us flowers. I bought some before there stampeded by a herd of cows. When I re-met Rachael later I said to her "How was Your day?" Quick as a flash she responded, "I was Enjoying a cup of coffee with a friend called Iris When I noticed by chance that she had bloodshot eyes. Then there was a blackout caused by some faulty wires... How about you?" I replied, "I saw some punctured tyres On not one, not two, not three, not four, but, yes, five cars. Then I read in this magazine there's proof of life on Mars But it's so unconvincing it's a catastrophic farce". The next thing that I said to her was, "Rachael, may I ask When your birthday is?", while I was getting out a flask Of orange juice. She said, "October 4 -- you wearing musk?" I was like, "Indeed I am", then showed her this mollusc She said, "that's great, but look at this" and then showed me this tusk Of an elephant. We then befriended a busker. He said he had a Japanese girlfriend whose name was Asuka And that they'd known each other since before the Dunblane massacre. He offered us some chewing gum but we both said, "no that's OK". He then said he knew locksmithing and even showed us a key. Then he started dancing in a style that was cossack-y. There then walked by a sensei in a suit that was a gee Who stated that, in the James Bond series, Pierce Brosnan wasn't Q. "Paris" and "wasn't Q" definitely do not rhyme well!
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Added: Sep 1, 2008
THE GUN IS ONLY A BB GUN!!!! I wrote this poem, a work of art which is the first example of its kind. I don't care what people say about it making no sense. Because I agree. But it takes practice and accomplishment to read it properly... I sat next to Rachael Leigh Cook on a bus in Paris. The first thing that she said to me was, "Look how that man carries "His suitcases!" I looked -- then said, "Would you like some carrots?" She said, "No thanks". Then I said, "I'm going to Harrods". We got off at the same place and met a guy with parrots Who started trying to convince us he had psychic powers. We did not believe him. Then he tried to sell us flowers. I bought some before there stampeded by a herd of cows. When I re-met Rachael later I said to her "How was Your day?" Quick as a flash she responded, "I was Enjoying a cup of coffee with a friend called Iris When I noticed by chance that she had bloodshot eyes. Then there was a blackout caused by some faulty wires... How about you?" I replied, "I saw some punctured tyres On not one, not two, not three, not four, but, yes, five cars. Then I read in this magazine there's proof of life on Mars But it's so unconvincing it's a catastrophic farce". The next thing that I said to her was, "Rachael, may I ask When your birthday is?", while I was getting out a flask Of orange juice. She said, "October 4 -- you wearing musk?" I was like, "Indeed I am", then showed her this mollusc She said, "that's great, but look at this" and then showed me this tusk Of an elephant. We then befriended a busker. He said he had a Japanese girlfriend whose name was Asuka And that they'd known each other since before the Dunblane massacre. He offered us some chewing gum but we both said, "no that's OK". He then said he knew locksmithing and even showed us a key. Then he started dancing in a style that was cossack-y. There then walked by a sensei in a suit that was a gee Who stated that, in the James Bond series, Pierce Brosnan wasn't Q. "Paris" and "wasn't Q" definitely do not rhyme well!
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