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Added: Jun 24, 2009
Internet Porn - Da Vinci's Notebook - this is the song titled "Internet Porn" by Da Vinci's Notebook. Sorry for the laughing in the background, its the only file i could find. Its still hillarious though. Miiiiiike!!!LYRICS:Back in the not too distant pastWhen I would need a quick repastOr a temporary break from my agendaUp to the bedroom I would headPull out the Playboy from 'neath the bedAnd sneak a peak at all the portraits of pudendaMy alternatives were slimIf I tried to find another source for sinI'd have to hang out with the losers in the backroom of my local video storeBut last month I finally made the callI got a brand new cable modem installedAnd it opened up the floodgates of a whole new universe of INTERNET PORNInternet porn: Roman orgy scenesInternet porn: Dominatrix queensInternet porn: Girl on girl on girl on girl on girl on guy on sheepInternet porn: Gross anatomyInternet porn: Pam and Tommy LeeInternet porn: When you're given so much to choose from who has time to sleep?Honestly honey, I duno how the link got on there!After my girlfriend goes to sleepAnd I get out of bed and down the hall I creepSo I can hunker down and wallow in depravity until 3 or 4You'll always find me in that same tableauSilloueted by my monitor's warm glowAnd absorbing all the bounty from the cornocopia of INTERNET PORNInternet porn: Barely legal teensInternet porn: Naughty figurinesInternet porn: Geriatric German grandmas spanking Spanish menInternet porn: Erotic Asian artInternet porn: Guys with extra partsInternet porn: I don't think I'm ever going to see the sun again!Internet porn: Male-in-love.comInternet porn: There's my neighbor's momInternet porn: Bikers wearing diapers chasing nurses dressed like smurfsInternet porn: Massage le crevageInternet porn: Oh de' toi menageInternet porn: Every kind of smut from every corner of the earth!
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