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From : 123jeff
Added: Jun 14, 2006
school media project, eminem/counterstrike spoof of the song "my band" not my real voice newbs, it's put on to emphasise the nerd stereotype. lol. lyrics i dunno newb, i think everybodys all jealous cuz im like the leader of my clan newb and i think if anybodys problem with me newb then they need to take it up with me after the lan.. because these newbs dont even know the name of my clan but they're all asking "can i come to your lan?" cuz once i spam they know that i'll be the man all because im the leader of my clan so i grab my knife right and start to fight all these hell newbs and im all like i dont hax, my names trent-max ive been prac'n so just relax and theyre all like "oh my god its him, ronnie oh my freakin god its really him!" "i swear to freakin god dude you freakin rock please wont you please let me suck your glock!" and by now the rest of the players get jealous specially when i drop my colt and use my five-seven all the boys get jealous start throwing grenades throw their flashes and their smokes and their nades my way and like every single round they try to hide from me but then the score is always like twenty one to three then theyre back on the server the next night with me newb i just think you're trying to steal the bomb from me yesterday defuzor tried to pull a knife on me cuz i told him that the colt was b-4-3 counter strike its the life for me and all the other guys are just newbs to me because these newbs dont even know the name of my clan but theyre all asking can i come to your lan cuz once i spam they know that i'll be the man all because im the leader of my clan they say the leader can glock and the clan cannot we lan all areans till its after dark why does everybody always wanna use his glock i should cut his mouse off when the clan war starts (rehhh) ready to hack on a dumbass clan but then i'll hear "hey dude im gonna ban!" you cant ban newb you aint an admin so why buy 90 when you only use 10 of them and these guys dont know which bombsite will blow "Jay cover my back!" no cover your own! ive got a 12 gauge so get out of my way.. "yo wheres the bomb!?" "it's at bombsite A!"
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