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From : digitourlabs
Added: Sep 4, 2008
An Independent support dedication to a "Genuine" Lady, Hockey Mom, the current Governor of Alaska and our future VP with original song. I haven't been this excited about politics since Reagan." Luv The Guv"! Rush Limbaugh Quote: You know,-- if I were advising Sarah Palin -- starting with her next speech, I'd have her take out a white cloth handkerchief. I'd have her wipe off her lipstick. I'd have her say, "There, now I'm just a pit bull." And then I'd have her give the speech. Same as Version 1.0, but with bonus Sarah Palin images from her RNC Speech. -Sarah Palin sleeps with a pillow under her gun. -Sarah Palin can cook minute rice in 30 seconds. -They once made a Sarah Palin toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take sh*t from anybody. -Sarah Palin's Rice Bubbles don't go snap, crackle, pop..they go "Oh sh*t...quiet!!!..here she comes.." Death once had a near-Sarah Palin experience. -Sarah Palin always beats the point spread. -Sarah Palin ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one. -When Arnold says the line "I'll be back" in the first Terminator movie it is implied that is he going to ask Sarah Palin for help. -Sarah Palin uses French Canadians as bait to catch giant king salmon. -When Sarah Palin booked a flight to Europe, the French immediately surrendered. -Sarah Palin knows the location of DB Cooper's body because she threw him from the plane. -Sarah Palin can divide by zero. -Global Warming doesn't kill polar bears. Sarah Palin kills polar bears, with her teeth. -Sarah Palin knows how old the Chinese gymnasts are. -Russia sold Alaska to America because Sarah Palin would not bow to autocracy. -Alaskan wolfpacks give Sara Palin first dibs on their kills. -Sarah Palin will give birth to the man who will lead humanity's war against the machines. -Sarah Palin drives a Zamboni to work. -Sarah Palin begins every day with a moment of silence for the political enemies buried in her yard. -We'll never know who would win a cage match between Chuck Norris and Sarah Palin because no cage ever constructed can hold her. -Sarah Palin isn't allowed to wield the gavel at the convention because they're afraid she'll use it to kill liberals. -Sarah Palin is the reason compasses point North. -Sarah Palin's finishing move in the VP debate will be pulling Biden's still beating heart from his chest & taking a bite. -Little-known fact: "Sarah Palin" is an adopted name. Her birth name is unknown, but her brother's birth name was "Kal-El." -Sarah Palin told Mother Nature to calm down and stop spoiling her party: Gustav immediately dropped to Cat 2 -Sarah Palin can blow bubbles with beef jerky. -When Sarah Palin smiles, Chuck Norris hides. -Sarah Palin doesn't need to hunt bears, they give her their skins and then beg for mercy. -A deadly snake bit Sarah Palin once..after three days of nausea, pain, vomiting, chills, fever and convulsions....the snake died. Check these sites for more info... http://www.johnmccain.com/about/governorpalin.htm?sid=google&t=palin http://palinforamerica.com/ I am a fan and supporter of Senator McCain and Gov. Sarah Palin. Every video I produce and post is Not authorized by any candidate or candidate's committee. *Song "Sweet Destiny" by Kevin Cooper
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