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Added: Sep 23, 2009
A frenetic mashup of many, many random clips from the legendary sitcom about 'nothing'.SEINTOLOGYAudio compiled by MIX96 (www.themix.com)Video compiled by danere1Music: "Time is Tight" by Booker T & The MG'sFULL LIST OF QUOTESJerry: Hello!Jerry: So we go into NBC, we tell them we've got an idea for a show about nothing.George: Exactly.Jerry: They say "What's your show about?" I say "Nothing".George: There you go.Jerry: I think you may have something here.Kramer: Who wants to have some fun?Jerry: Well let's start the insanity.Kramer: Giddy-up.George: Vandelay! Vandelay! Vandelay!Elaine: Shut up.George: Vandelay! Vandelay! Vandelay!Kramer: Wet and wild.George: Vandelay! Vandelay! Vandelay!Jerry: Delores!George: The sea was angry that day my friends...Jerry: ...super-terrific carpal-tunnel syndrome.Elaine: Stella!George: I'm sorry, the card says "Moops".Elaine: A bird ran into my giant freak-head.Jerry: I got jiggy with it!Kramer: I broke the covenant of the keys.Elaine: I'm speechless! I am without speech.Kramer: Oh, I got the ball.Jerry: THAT is one magic loogey.George: The surprise blindfold greeting. That wasn't in the manual.Kramer: A coffee-table book on coffee tables.Jerry: Hello, Newman.Elaine: Is it possible that I'm not as attractive as I think I am?Kramer: Boy, these pretzels are making me thirsty.George: I'm gonna need some water here!Elaine: Maybe the dingo ate your baby.Kramer: Yo Yo Ma!Jerry: Little Jerry's a lean mean pecking machine.George: I'm speechless. I have no speech.Kramer: Yo Yo Ma!Jerry: Not that there's anything with it!Kramer: (to Newman) Oh, I'm looking right at you big daddy.Jerry: She had man hands.Kramer: You're an anti-dentite.Jerry: You're a massage teaser.Jerry: So he's bizarro Jerry.Jerry: That is one tough monkey.Elaine: He's a re-gifter!Jerry: He's a real bounder...Elaine: He's a real... sidler!Jerry: He's a mimbo.Jerry: She's one of these low talkers...Jerry: A long talker.Elaine: A high talker.Jerry: A close talker.Kramer: Yeah, yeah I am batman.Jerry: Well, now we're getting somewhere!GEORGEElaine: He's short, he's stocky...George: ...I am Costanza, Lord of the Idiots.ELAINEJerry: She enjoys teasing animals, banlon, and seeing people running for their lives.Elaine: (to Crazy Joe DaVola) I'm a *day* person.JERRYGeorge: ...a horse face, big teeth and a pointy nose.Jerry: ...a man who respects a good coma.KRAMERElaine: ...a tall lanky doofus...with hair like the bride of Frankenstein.Kramer: I'm Cosmo Kramer!Jerry: But are you still 'Master of your domain'?Kramer: Yo Yo Ma!George: I am 'King of the county'.Elaine: I'm 'Queen of the castle'.Jerry: 'Lord of the manor'.Kramer: Yo Yo Ma!George: I hate The Drake.Elaine: I love The Drake!Kramer: I'm out!Elaine: The big saladKramer: The BroJerry: Junior MintElaine: Urban sombreroKramer: Fusilli Jerry!Jerry: Rochelle RochelleGeorge: Significant shrinkage!Elaine: Fake, fake, fake, fake.Jerry: Golden boyElaine: Chocolate babkaGeorge: BoscoElaine: Sponge-worthyGeorge: Buffer-zoneElaine: This, that and the other.Kramer: Happy Festivus!Elaine: MaestroGeorge: Tippy-toe! Tippy-toe!Elaine: Yada yada yada...Jerry: I think I may have made a big mistake.George: Comfort-shmomfortJerry: Friendship-smienshipTimmy: You double dipped the chip!Elaine: I keep thinking that goiter is gonna start talking to me.Kramer: I'm dangerous, Jerry... I'm very, very dangerous!Jerry: That guy's gonna put the kibosh on me!Elaine: Jerry, how can I go on!?Soup Nazi: No soup for you!George: But I'm disturbed, I'm depressed, I'm inadequate... I got it all!Jerry: But I don't want to be a pirate!Babu: You bad man, you very bad man!Jerry: I've swept myself off my feet!George: I have no hand!Jerry: Sweet fancy Moses.Kramer: Well, people kept ringing the bell!Jerry: Well, let's cut the bull, sister.Jerry: The wheels are in motion.George: Everytime I think I'm out, they pull me back in.Elaine: It's "Suzie", it's not "Suze".Kramer: You stubborn, stupid, silly man.Jerry: Who leaves a country packed with ponies to come to a non-pony country?Kramer: I'm not a pimp!Jerry: I don't wanna be Switzerland.Elaine: Go work on your pecs and your lats... we're all really impressed.George: It's Thunderdome!Kramer: You're freaking me out!Jerry: I'm freaking out. I am freaking out!George: Serenity now!Helen: Oh you have to go, you have to.Jerry: I'm going.Hellen You have to!Jerry: O-kay.Jerry: Buh-bye. 100 Seinfeld quotes
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