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Added: Aug 3, 2009
mp3: http://amiestreet.com/music/auto-tune-the-news/auto-tune-the-news-number-7/?pytr=gregorybrothers ATTN shirts available: http://www.districtlines.com/Auto-Tune-the-News thanks to our friend Aaron for his arresting appearance in this episode! http://www.myspace.com/asteele also, thanks to Tchaikovsky for providing such a fiery hook (from Swan Lake): http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pyotr_Ilyich_Tchaikovsky lyrics: JE: Let's get it right. ABS: Let's get it right. JE: Shawty on the mic. AH: The fact is that right now if you are black or hispanic, you have a much greater chance of being arrested. JE: Are you sayin we got thugs in the fuzz? AH: Particularly when it comes to the war on drugs. JE/ABS: Real talk, we got caught together smokin lettuce leaves. JE: Lettuce leaves. ABS: They put me in the slammer. JE: They gave me a college degree! ABS: WTF? JE: In biology. ABS: He don't know a tiger from a giraffe. DB: It is painful, it is shameful. ABS: Disdainful! I'm on parole. JE: I'm keepin my glass of champagne full top of the world. ABS: Brick on my ankle. DB: If you are stopped by the police Putcha head down and just wait. ALL: Wait! DB: Wait. ALL: Wait! DB: Wait. ALL: Wait! DB: Don't say nothin. ABS: Shh. DB: Wait. ALL: Wait! DB: Wait. ALL: Wait! DB: Putcha head down ALL: Do the dance now! DB: Putcha head down and just wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! ALL: Putcha head down, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! AH: This is happening all the time It's really stunning ------------------------- PB: This has been a country built by white folks. 100% of the people who wrote the Constitution, 100% of the people who signed the Declaration of Independence, White folks, Whi--i--i--ite folks! I look at the track team, and they're all black folks. I think maybe those are the fastest guys we got. Fastest guys in the country, Fastest in the wooooorld. Black folks, Bla---a--a--ack folks! SG: WTF? I think I'm having an stroke, Suffering a white guy overload. Doctor, doctor, can a shawty get a shot to the frontal lobe. OH. AS: It's not always just black and white, black and white. We're fighting right now for a young white male Who we felt the police abused by sticking something in his rectum. EG: Why they gotta disrespect him? SG: Can we please move on now, Reverend? AS: Sticking something in his rectum. ------------------- DL: Trouble, we got trouble right here in Capitol City. With a capitol T, and it rhymes with B, that stands for broke! CC: We broke! DL: Right here in Capitol City, right here, we gotta figure out a way to help the Americans who are about to choke! CC: No joke! DL: Oh yes we've got trouble. Trouble, trouble. CC: Triple trouble. DL: Trouble, trouble. CC: Big time trouble. DL: T! Rhymes with - CC: P! DL: Rhymes with - CC: C! DL: Rhymes with - CC: G! AG: I'm angry!! DL: Rhymes with D. And it stands for Democrat. CC: Oooh. ------------------- KC: Texting while driving is dangerous, dangerous. EG/SG: Treacherous! MG: Perilous! KC: People who were text messaging were 20 times more likely to have an accident than those who were talking on phones instead of typing. Just say no. EG: But I'm a sucker for peer pressure. My thumbs can't stop! KC: Get a designated texter. MG: [sexy breathing] Ow! KC: People on the road can turn an LOL into a great big OMG. ALL: People on the road can turn an LOL into a great big OMG. People on the road can turn an LOL into a great big OMG. ---------------------------------------- ----------- find us on facebook: http://www.facebook.com/gregorybrothers and/or on twitter: http://www.twitter.com/autotunethenews
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