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From : danere1
Added: Feb 21, 2008
A frenetic mashup of many, many random clips from the legendary sitcom about 'nothing'. SEINTOLOGY Audio compiled by MIX96 (www.themix.com) Video compiled by danere1 Music: "Time is Tight" by Booker T & The MG's FULL LIST OF QUOTES Jerry: Hello! Jerry: So we go into NBC, we tell them we've got an idea for a show about nothing. George: Exactly. Jerry: They say "What's your show about?" I say "Nothing". George: There you go. Jerry: I think you may have something here. Kramer: Who wants to have some fun? Jerry: Well let's start the insanity. Kramer: Giddy-up. George: Vandelay! Vandelay! Vandelay! Elaine: Shut up. George: Vandelay! Vandelay! Vandelay! Kramer: Wet and wild. George: Vandelay! Vandelay! Vandelay! Jerry: Delores! George: The sea was angry that day my friends... Jerry: ...super-terrific carpal-tunnel syndrome. Elaine: Stella! George: I'm sorry, the card says "Moops". Elaine: A bird ran into my giant freak-head. Jerry: I got jiggy with it! Kramer: I broke the covenant of the keys. Elaine: I'm speechless! I am without speech. Kramer: Oh, I got the ball. Jerry: THAT is one magic loogey. George: The surprise blindfold greeting. That wasn't in the manual. Kramer: A coffee-table book on coffee tables. Jerry: Hello, Newman. Elaine: Is it possible that I'm not as attractive as I think I am? Kramer: Boy, these pretzels are making me thirsty. George: I'm gonna need some water here! Elaine: Maybe the dingo ate your baby. Kramer: Yo Yo Ma! Jerry: Little Jerry's a lean mean pecking machine. George: I'm speechless. I have no speech. Kramer: Yo Yo Ma! Jerry: Not that there's anything with it! Kramer: (to Newman) Oh, I'm looking right at you big daddy. Jerry: She had man hands. Kramer: You're an anti-dentite. Jerry: You're a massage teaser. Jerry: So he's bizarro Jerry. Jerry: That is one tough monkey. Elaine: He's a re-gifter! Jerry: He's a real bounder... Elaine: He's a real... sidler! Jerry: He's a mimbo. Jerry: She's one of these low talkers... Jerry: A long talker. Elaine: A high talker. Jerry: A close talker. Kramer: Yeah, yeah I am batman. Jerry: Well, now we're getting somewhere! GEORGE Elaine: He's short, he's stocky... George: ...I am Costanza, Lord of the Idiots. ELAINE Jerry: She enjoys teasing animals, banlon, and seeing people running for their lives. Elaine: (to Crazy Joe DaVola) I'm a *day* person. JERRY George: ...a horse face, big teeth and a pointy nose. Jerry: ...a man who respects a good coma. KRAMER Elaine: ...a tall lanky doofus...with hair like the bride of Frankenstein. Kramer: I'm Cosmo Kramer! Jerry: But are you still 'Master of your domain'? Kramer: Yo Yo Ma! George: I am 'King of the county'. Elaine: I'm 'Queen of the castle'. Jerry: 'Lord of the manor'. Kramer: Yo Yo Ma! George: I hate The Drake. Elaine: I love The Drake! Kramer: I'm out! Elaine: The big salad Kramer: The Bro Jerry: Junior Mint Elaine: Urban sombrero Kramer: Fusilli Jerry! Jerry: Rochelle Rochelle George: Significant shrinkage! Elaine: Fake, fake, fake, fake. Jerry: Golden boy Elaine: Chocolate babka George: Bosco Elaine: Sponge-worthy George: Buffer-zone Elaine: This, that and the other. Kramer: Happy Festivus! Elaine: Maestro George: Tippy-toe! Tippy-toe! Elaine: Yada yada yada... Jerry: I think I may have made a big mistake. George: Comfort-shmomfort Jerry: Friendship-smienship Timmy: You double dipped the chip! Elaine: I keep thinking that goiter is gonna start talking to me. Kramer: I'm dangerous, Jerry... I'm very, very dangerous! Jerry: That guy's gonna put the kibosh on me! Elaine: Jerry, how can I go on!? Soup Nazi: No soup for you! George: But I'm disturbed, I'm depressed, I'm inadequate... I got it all! Jerry: But I don't want to be a pirate! Babu: You bad man, you very bad man! Jerry: I've swept myself off my feet! George: I have no hand! Jerry: Sweet fancy Moses. Kramer: Well, people kept ringing the bell! Jerry: Well, let's cut the bull, sister. Jerry: The wheels are in motion. George: Everytime I think I'm out, they pull me back in. Elaine: It's "Suzie", it's not "Suze". Kramer: You stubborn, stupid, silly man. Jerry: Who leaves a country packed with ponies to come to a non-pony country? Kramer: I'm not a pimp! Jerry: I don't wanna be Switzerland. Elaine: Go work on your pecs and your lats... we're all really impressed. George: It's Thunderdome! Kramer: You're freaking me out! Jerry: I'm freaking out. I am freaking out! George: Serenity now! Helen: Oh you have to go, you have to. Jerry: I'm going. Hellen You have to! Jerry: O-kay. Jerry: Buh-bye.
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