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Videos from “marquisdejolie” (25 video results)
All quiet before the storm, something wicked this way comes. It's Beth. Bethzilla. Bethosaurus Pax.
My sister Beth's been away on holiday and it's been eirily quiet here and I just can't help but to get up several times each night looking/sniffing for Beth sign.
When you get older, your gums recede and your teeth start looking like werewolf fangs. They call it "getting long in the tooth".
The inspirational moment of satori.
It looks like momma and my sister Beth are gonna be locking horns for all eternity, first here, then down in Hades.
When all other manipulations fail, Beth calls momma a drug fiend and threatens her with more Beth.
My sister Beth keeps showing up at places uninvited: the doctors, her lawyer's. They turn Beth away. But momma's getting tired of driving Beth around town on all these wild ...
Out of the blue and with no warning whatsoever, my sister Beth makes me dinner. You better believe I checked it for arsenic.
My animal spirits keep getting bigger, more exotic, and slower. But when the world ends in 2012, my animal spirit is going to fly me out of here. A poem.
Animal Spirits
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Later on that night, after much shut-up and counter-shut-ups, the ugly noises behind my brown door began to subside.
Every night, especially on weekends, I keep hearing these strange and ugly noises coming from the other side of my bedroom door and I have to wonder: is it monsters? Or kinfolk?
One day my sister Beth shaved under her armpits without warning us.....and we all got fleas. So I had to shave the dog.
Right before Beth passes out while babysitting her granddaughter Loki, I talk my grand niece into doing stoolie work for me on Beth's in-house smoking.
Beth takes a moment to bask in the warmth of taxpayer sponsorship. She gets SSI disability, Medicaid, Unemployment benefits, food stamps and welding school loans and grants....
Beth tries to blackmail momma into giving up some recreational drugs by calling momma's best friend, Churchlady Irene, and spilling the family beans about momma's Xanax addiction....
Before the new fridge came, Beth managed the old one like she manages everything, through uninformed declaration and proclamation. "It works fine. Spoiled food won't hurt ...
Yet another spoof of vloggers.
I'm playing a game with myself. For every new video I put up, I get to delete an old one from back in 2005 or 2006. But back to Half Mouth ...
If you listen REAL careful, you'll hear the shrill call of the piney woods Mommagimmeedoforme Bird. http://twithear.com/pt
Beth rebutts. Notice the dog stays hidden until Beth leaves.
@marquisdejolie [Rebuttal] posted October 28th 2009 at 9:50pm from TwitVid - http://twitvid.com/EF45B
Beth and momma try their hand at yard sale selling again. http://twitvid.com/07BE7
In my sister's twisted mind, anything she buys for herself to wear or eat is an "amenity" to us since she didn't force us to pay for it. She's always been generous like this....
Momma auditions neighbor Terry for a position opening up soon in her family. He thinks the job requires disposing of the previous job holder (me) first and momma thinks that's ...
Momma commences to palaver about horse flies, skeeter hawks and dragonflies with Big Nose and parleys the gossip into a set down visit.
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/palaver
One day not too long ago, I got tired of living in the drunkard's section of the piney woods of east Texas and decided to make a milk crate inventory of what it would take ...
Beth decided that she was going to have a piney woods outdoor sale of estranged commonlaw hubbie Steve's stuff but she won't even stick around for her own yard sale. Soon ...
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